Donk Chat

Playing bad helps you suckout more often

2011-08-29T13:56:00.000-07:00

jugadormejor> contrary to popular belief folks this is a rebuy

CavsWad> how are u

jugadormejor> if you lose all your chips you can buy more

CavsWad> how r u

Muppetsville> which means you go in every hand?

jugadormejor> i am pretty good

jugadormejor> not sure what that has to do with anything though

CavsWad> do u want to disrespect me

jugadormejor> uhhh no?

jugadormejor> would you like me too?

silentnut2 > haha , chris ....these boys cant afford rebuys man ...:)

jugadormejor wins 4282 from Pot 1

jugadormejor shows (8c,6s)

CavsWad> thumbsup

umgettinbettr> doesnt matter wt u had

umgettinbettr> if u play that bad ur likely to suck out

jugadormejor> your approval is all i seek sir

umgettinbettr> i do wt i can do

umgettinbettr> i try to help out when i can

FAKE SITE

2011-08-29T12:27:00.000-07:00

Last line is the best part put it all in though some decent rambling on by this clown

aLLnutZ81> SO FAKE

acesandyl2003> lol

AROYALA> :|

aLLnutZ81> I LOVE HOW FAKE THIS SITE REALLY IS

D0NKIMAN> lol wut

aLLnutZ81> HE PUSHES

aLLnutZ81> AND WHAT HAPPENS

acesandyl2003> how do u figure i had pkt tens what u want

aLLnutZ81> HAHAHAHA

aLLnutZ81> FAKE ASS POKER PROGRAM

aLLnutZ81> PERIOD

acesandyl2003> don't play then u ***n sissy

aLLnutZ81> DONT GIVE A FKKK WHAT ANYONE SAYS

acesandyl2003> wow u wine more then my newborn,

acesandyl2003> violin

aLLnutZ81> CANT WAIT FOR THIS FKKIN SITE TO GET SHUT DOWN LIKE THE REST

acesandyl2003> allin

wellwin> lol

acesandyl2003> ALLIN

aLLnutZ81> IM SERIOUS

aLLnutZ81> FU LL TILT IS A FKKKING JOKE AND SO IS THIS O NE

aLLnutZ81> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

aLLnutZ81> CASE 8

D0NKIMAN> find different hobby

aLLnutZ81> CASE 8

aLLnutZ81> HAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

acesandyl2003> BYE BYE THANK GOD

aLLnutZ81> HAVE FUN FEEDING NI GGGE RS OUR HARD EARN D MONEY

Return of the Mode

2011-08-25T23:57:00.000-07:00

After being on a long hiatus I have decided to revive the blog what better way to start than pick up right where we left off.

To this day kevmode has not found a suitable internet connection and that results in the following:

kevmode2> of course

kevmode2> the strongest player out

kevmode2> due to things out of his control

StepnRazor> violin

kevmode2> oh Razor

kevmode2> u will get the game one day

kevmode2> until then ur a fish

StepnRazor> with a violin

Sorry Kev, this had to be shared

2011-03-08T15:47:00.000-08:00

kevmode: jesus
kevmode: chrsit
kevmode: &&%%ing connection
LOLdonkaments88: what u had??
kevmode: had u beat
kevmode: idiot
kevmode: ur %#&&ing cheater
LOLdonkaments88: ???
kevmode: u cheated me
kevmode: dont type in ?????
kevmode: u know what u did
kevmode: moron
System: The $32,000 Guarantee ($24+$2 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
kevmode: I got disc o
kevmode: and u cheated me
kevmode: stupid idiot
kevmode: @#$!$
jugadormejor: bit of a hothead
S1x of Spades: because we all control your connection
kevmode: u guys are all fish
kevmode: anywasy
kevmode: screw this toureny
kevmode: I am BY FAR
kevmode: the best player
kevmode: sitting here
kevmode: anyways
good game donks (Observer): anyways donks
STUGOTZ427: lmao
kevmode: only way u beat me is cheat me
kevmode: and thats the truth
kevmode: change ur screen name to lolcheatments
System: A $0.75+$0.10 Super Sat to MiniFTOPS #24 will be starting in 2 minutes. At least 3 seats will be awarded!
System: A $2+$0.15 Satellite to MiniFTOPS #7 will be starting in 7 minutes. At least 5 seats will be awarded!
jugadormejor: its a $33 tourney relax
kevmode: no u relax
kevmode: u know nothign
kevmode: I got screwed
jugadormejor: get backup internet
jugadormejor: you play enough you should have it
STUGOTZ427: lol
STUGOTZ427: 2 fckn funny
System: A $0.50+$0.05 Satellite to The BLT will be starting in 7 minutes. At least 20 seats will be awarded!
kevmode: was going to easily beat this table
kevmode: but I got screwed
jugadormejor: ya i mean you are one of the best
kevmode: not sure who u think u are
System: A $2+$0.15 Satellite to MiniFTOPS #7 will be starting in 2 minutes. At least 5 seats will be awarded!
kevmode: what a load of crap
kevmode: no one u guys goign to go far anyways
System: A $0.50+$0.10 Satellite to MiniFTOPS #10 will be starting in 7 minutes. At least 5 seats will be awarded!
System: A $0.50+$0.05 Satellite to The BLT will be starting in 2 minutes. At least 20 seats will be awarded!
jugadormejor: i mean you have 600 still prob gonna win still
kevmode: I am sure u will double me up
kevmode: like u usually do
System: The Kitchen Sink ($2.50+$0.20 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 8 minutes.
jugadormejor: then youll be right back in it
S1x of Spades: or not
jugadormejor: i can def double up a 0 chip stack
jugadormejor: if you want
STUGOTZ427: jerkoff
kevmode (Observer): ur nothing to me anyways
jugadormejor: lol
STUGOTZ427: tootaloo
System: A $2.25+$0.25 Satellite to MiniFTOPS #7 will be starting in 7 minutes. At least 5 seats will be awarded!
STUGOTZ427: i got my $$ worth just from the laugh he gave me
kevmode (Observer): no one at this table
kevmode (Observer): has a chance
kevmode (Observer): thats for sure
S1x of Spades: he's still here :)
shing99 (Observer): kevmode uu r the champ
jugadormejor: ya man i mean you are the best
kevmode (Observer): hey u guys are just lucky
kevmode (Observer): I know whats goign on
shing99 (Observer): where should we ship the jeresy to?
kevmode (Observer): u dont
System: The $3,000 Guarantee ($24+$2 PL HA) will be starting in 5 minutes.
STUGOTZ427: oh man...go away
jugadormejor: glad you are railing a $33 mtt and acting like youre soem sort of legend
jugadormejor: kinda doubt anyone with any real talent would waste their time like you are
kevmode (Observer): I do what I want
System: A $0.50+$0.10 Satellite to MiniFTOPS #10 will be starting in 2 minutes. At least 5 seats will be awarded!
kevmode (Observer): I am sure I will take ur money in some sngs
STUGOTZ427: yea...i thought there was a bounty for knocking out a pro
kevmode (Observer): shouldnt be too hard
kevmode (Observer): really
jugadormejor: guys at least 1 step above a pro
shing99 (Observer): he is a pro blem
System: The Kitchen Sink ($2.50+$0.20 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 3 minutes.
jugadormejor: also lol at you taking my money in sngs
kevmode (Observer): lol @ thinking u are great or somethign
System: A $2.25+$0.25 Satellite to MiniFTOPS #7 will be starting in 2 minutes. At least 5 seats will be awarded!
shing99 (Observer): kevmode if it was not funny it was sad
shing99 (Observer): that u r still here
kevmode (Observer): I am going to stay here
kevmode (Observer): and watch jugador knuckle head
kevmode (Observer): bust
shing99 (Observer): not gonna happen scary basment kid
jugadormejor: then we can sit here on the rail and cry together?
shing99 (Observer): go cry @P5
shing99 (Observer): open a thread
kevmode (Observer): so I can sit and lol
kevmode (Observer): just sit on the sidelines
kevmode (Observer): shing
kevmode (Observer): cuz thats all u can do
shing99 (Observer): i am acctualy still in this pro
jugadormejor: glad you can lol like 75% of the time when i shockingly dont win a 6 man
kevmode (Observer): cuz ur too good right?
kevmode (Observer): ur ego might be too big
kevmode (Observer): there
kevmode (Observer): champ
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): lol
kevmode (Observer): bye bye
kevmode (Observer): see ya
jugadormejor (Observer): there you go kev you can sleep tonight
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): that was awesome
kevmode (Observer): I wil sleep better then u
jugadormejor (Observer): i dont even get that comment
jugadormejor (Observer): like what is that supposed to mean
kevmode (Observer): I dont really get u
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): its cuz he makes so much more money than you that his bed is better
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): duh
kevmode (Observer): u gettign all ur buddys
kevmode (Observer): to make stupid commnets
S1x of Spades: epic comeback win imo
jugadormejor (Observer): eqyptuan cotton
kevmode (Observer): is that what this is
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): 2500 thread count
kevmode (Observer): not scaed of any of u
shing99 (Observer): if u had any freinds kevmode u would prob call them to
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): why would you be scared
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): lol, you shouldn't be
jugadormejor (Observer): lol
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): we are thousands of miles away, are we going to attack you with a missle?
kevmode (Observer): why u gettign involved?
kevmode (Observer): go play a dam sng steve
jugadormejor (Observer): involved in what
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): why not? this is funny
jugadormejor (Observer): theres no issue
jugadormejor (Observer): people just heard you were making a fool of yourself
jugadormejor (Observer): and wanted a good laugh
kevmode (Observer): well good
kevmode (Observer): I will get a laugh on the felt
kevmode (Observer): when I take ur money
shing99 (Observer): hope someone copied this chat log
jugadormejor (Observer): man you should write a book of comebacks
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): i ain't scared of u
jugadormejor (Observer): legendary stuff
shing99 (Observer): we should have it posted
kevmode (Observer): thougtht u were better then that Steve
kevmode (Observer): its sad ur getttigin involved
System: A $5+$0.50 Satellite to MiniFTOPS #7 will be starting in 7 minutes. At least 35 seats will be awarded!
jugadormejor (Observer): what is the issue
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): ya i dunno what he's talking about
jugadormejor (Observer): theres nothing to get involved in
kevmode (Observer): go back to a 45 man or something
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): why?
kevmode (Observer): and leave me be
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): lol, what?
jugadormejor (Observer): you started all of this
jugadormejor (Observer): you were the one doing all the $##&&ing
System: The Turbo $10K Guarantee (Rush) ($10+$1 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes.
kevmode (Observer): ur the one that came at me
kevmode (Observer): with ur bs
jugadormejor (Observer): you were going at lol calling him a cheate
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): lol, what happened? did jugador jam a 7 and a 5?
kevmode (Observer): cuz he is
jugadormejor (Observer): cuz you cant afford backup connection
jugadormejor (Observer): verizon.com
kevmode (Observer): u dont know anythign about my game anyways
jugadormejor (Observer): they make phones
kevmode (Observer): keep thinking I dont know
System: The $4,000 Guarantee (Heads-Up) ($24+$2 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 5 minutes.
jugadormejor (Observer): that you can use to connect to the internet
jugadormejor (Observer): same as wifi
jugadormejor (Observer): so then when you lose connection you turn it on
jugadormejor (Observer): and you dont miss hands
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): wait, he was complaining because someone stole his blind when his connection dropped?
jugadormejor (Observer): nah half his stack
jugadormejor (Observer): he b/f'd river
System: A $2+$0.15 Satellite to MiniFTOPS #24 will be starting in 7 minutes. At least 3 seats will be awarded!
kevmode (Observer): I had the best hand
kevmode (Observer): and the guy cheated
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): hahahahahahahaha
kevmode (Observer): me
kevmode (Observer): pretty much
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): you expected everyone to wait?
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): so if you bet the river, and he raised...
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): how did he know you were d/c?
kevmode (Observer): I really expcet u to leavve Steve
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): i expected you to leave a half hour ago when you busted
jugadormejor (Observer): you would have waited and folded to him or soomething
kevmode (Observer): think what u want
kevmode (Observer): make up stuff
kevmode (Observer): thats fine with me
jugadormejor (Observer): what
kevmode (Observer): I was the fav to win this
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): lol, you make no sense sir
kevmode (Observer): anyhow
kevmode (Observer): only got screwed
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): ya, odds on favorite to ship it
kevmode (Observer): so I lost
kevmode (Observer): by far
jugadormejor (Observer): ya thats the only way you lose in a 5000 player shootout
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): absolutely
System: A $5+$0.50 Satellite to MiniFTOPS #7 will be starting in 2 minutes. At least 35 seats will be awarded!
jugadormejor (Observer): if it werent for luck you would win them all
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): it's not even luck
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): it's act of god
kevmode (Observer): I think I would
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): remeber, he HAD the best hand!
kevmode (Observer): probably
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): ok, this isn't fun anymore
jugadormejor (Observer): way to set yourself up for failure
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): gl shipping the 55 shootout kev
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): i'm prob gonna skip it if you're playing
kevmode (Observer): ur not funny
shing99 (Observer): lol
kevmode (Observer): for being an azz hole
shing99 (Observer): that was funny realy
kevmode (Observer): when I am upset
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): who is making jokes?
kevmode (Observer): &@@! off steve
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): you said the only way you would lose is if you get d/c
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): i'm betting you won't d/c again
System: The $32K Super Turbo KO ($50+$3 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 5 minutes.
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): I'm not gonna play for 2nd
kevmode (Observer): I would never joke about u
kevmode (Observer): ur way out of line
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): :(
jugadormejor (Observer): no one has said one thing thats out of line here
kevmode (Observer): thought u were a ok guy
kevmode (Observer): but now I know
jugadormejor (Observer): not even you suprsingly
kevmode (Observer): what ur about
kevmode (Observer): Steve
System: The $12,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) ($5+$0.50 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
System: A $2+$0.15 Satellite to MiniFTOPS #24 will be starting in 2 minutes. At least 3 seats will be awarded!
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): ya i dunno what the issue is lol
kevmode (Observer): ur the issue
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): me?
kevmode (Observer): dont get involved
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): I came late lol
kevmode (Observer): in something u don't know wabout
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): involved in what?
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): i still don't know what i'm involved in
kevmode (Observer): sick of players like u try9ing to judge me
kevmode (Observer): u dont know squat
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): i had the table up and saw some fun chat so i jumped in
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): lol, nobody is judging you sir
jugadormejor (Observer): not judging just laughing at you
kevmode (Observer): really upset now
jugadormejor (Observer): a lot
kevmode (Observer): thanks a lot
kevmode (Observer): for ruining my dam day
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): you talk about jugador's ego
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): then you feel so entitled that everyone should wait for you to reconnect
kevmode (Observer): I win that shoot out
kevmode (Observer): if he doesnt screw me
kevmode (Observer): everyone knows that
jugadormejor (Observer): no one screwed you
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): how did he screw you?
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): you d/c
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): he didn't go to your house and cut your cable wire
jugadormejor (Observer): if you dont like the d/c rules dont play online
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): he didn't force you to not have a backup internet source
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): from what i understand, it's impossible for him to have even known
kevmode (Observer): Steve I dont care what u say
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): seems like you do
kevmode (Observer): u think u know it all
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): why not close the table and go do something else?
kevmode (Observer): Steve just cant quit
jugadormejor (Observer): i dont know whos worse you or bonds
jugadormejor (Observer): you guys have got to be friends
kevmode (Observer): bonds?
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): or maybe phil eagles fan
System: A $1+$0.10 Satellite to MiniFTOPS #20 will be starting in 7 minutes. At least 3 seats will be awarded!
kevmode (Observer): how worse?
kevmode (Observer): ur the one poking fun
kevmode (Observer): not me
kevmode (Observer): u shouldn't of got involved
kevmode (Observer): ur just a sick person
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): u mad?
kevmode (Observer): very
SteveTheWebGuy (Observer): why u mad?

2011-02-25T12:36:00.001-08:00

HotSauce286: jeezus
TKWinsome: rofl
TKWinsome: if you listen really closely
TKWinsome: you can hear steve's balls
TKWinsome: scrape the grund when he walks

2011-02-20T18:22:00.000-08:00

xITWASLUCKx: you see that hero call
xITWASLUCKx: GTFO BRO
waldo3325: hahaha
xITWASLUCKx: im tired of this sht, I'm hurt dawggggg
sws155: you made a good bet, dont be a fukin dikhead
xITWASLUCKx: no bro
xITWASLUCKx: i dig it dude
xITWASLUCKx: im not being a dik
xITWASLUCKx: it was respect bro
xITWASLUCKx: i stopped being a dik
xITWASLUCKx: im over it all
xITWASLUCKx: dont worryu
xITWASLUCKx: good luck
xITWASLUCKx: theres only 1 person, i will berate
xITWASLUCKx: and thats vers
xITWASLUCKx: cause the dude is so fukin awful it tilts me
vers: i beat u once u tard
sws155: 2nd pair top kicker heads up is so far from a hero call
xITWASLUCKx: yo dude reveiw that heads up
xITWASLUCKx: you fuking idiot
sws155 (Observer): gl ashole
xITWASLUCKx: you won 4 all ins a row
xITWASLUCKx: and the first 3 you were behind
xITWASLUCKx: so !!% you &&%%&%
xITWASLUCKx: your fukin trash dude
xITWASLUCKx: any time i will prop bet you
xITWASLUCKx: your the fukin worst
xITWASLUCKx: i dont know how you thinky ou can charge ppl to learn
xITWASLUCKx: your fukin awful
xITWASLUCKx: kill your self
sws155 (Observer): who are u talking to
xITWASLUCKx: you and the whole sngmentors are awfull

HU4ROLLZ!

2011-02-15T15:22:00.001-08:00

BOYBOYBOY123: sorry
BOYBOYBOY123: what a loser
BOYBOYBOY123: duders on straight tilt
BOYBOYBOY123: got greedy with j2
THEBEESKNEES1: your commentary is spot on, well done
BOYBOYBOY123: thanks man i cant wait to bust you
BOYBOYBOY123: you steal you go to jail
Chat is disabled when a player is all-in
THEBEESKNEES1: but I'm gonna pass go and collect $200
BOYBOYBOY123: heheh
THEBEESKNEES1: lol, confirmed worst
BOYBOYBOY123: j2 nice
THEBEESKNEES1: you're by far the worst player i've seen here
BOYBOYBOY123: oh thats why you have an roi of -163??
BOYBOYBOY123: very nice donk
SMALLAX: Who???
THEBEESKNEES1: sick math skills
THEBEESKNEES1: you know thats impossible right?
BOYBOYBOY123: the *** from canada
THEBEESKNEES1: wanna play HU and settle this once and for all?
BOYBOYBOY123: how much?>
THEBEESKNEES1: whatever you want big boy
BOYBOYBOY123: k 200
BOYBOYBOY123: start a room
THEBEESKNEES1: ok
BOYBOYBOY123: let me add you to ultimate buddy
THEBEESKNEES1: sng or cash?
BOYBOYBOY123: i hate sng
BOYBOYBOY123: cash of course
THEBEESKNEES1: you got it
BOYBOYBOY123: so sick
THEBEESKNEES1: sitting
BOYBOYBOY123: k one sec

He then quit me after making like 20 bucks at 1/2 in 50 hands. He then tried to up the stakes to 2/4 and 2 tables to get me to back down, when I said yes, this is the chat that started on the 2/4 table:

THEBEESKNEES1: gl
BOYBOYBOY123: one sec bathroom
BOYBOYBOY123: im capping it at 1k if i lose
THEBEESKNEES1: ok
BOYBOYBOY123: brb
BOYBOYBOY123: what hud do you use?
THEBEESKNEES1: whats a hud?
BOYBOYBOY123: heads up display
THEBEESKNEES1: ?? i don't use cheat programs
BOYBOYBOY123: OMG
BOYBOYBOY123: DAMN BRO I CANT PLAY YOU AT THESE STAKES
THEBEESKNEES1: what?
BOYBOYBOY123: your way too agressive
THEBEESKNEES1: nah
BOYBOYBOY123: average stake 169....
BOYBOYBOY123: hmmmm
BOYBOYBOY123: we would just but heads
BOYBOYBOY123: your actually more agressive than me which is rare
THEBEESKNEES1: then let's but
BOYBOYBOY123: naaa good luck.. ill come back to you if I get my roll above
THEBEESKNEES1: you're really gonna walk away from this?
BOYBOYBOY123: 2k
BOYBOYBOY123: only have 1 k right no
THEBEESKNEES1: we can go back to 1.2 if you want
BOYBOYBOY123: lets play 25 50
BOYBOYBOY123: ill give action
THEBEESKNEES1: 1/2
BOYBOYBOY123: ill keep my eye on you.. if i get my roll up ill issue a 1 2
BOYBOYBOY123: challenge
THEBEESKNEES1: you gotta give me a chance to get my money back
BOYBOYBOY123: dude you cashed i bubbled
BOYBOYBOY123: and i only won 39 bucks
THEBEESKNEES1: it's heads up code man
BOYBOYBOY123: true
BOYBOYBOY123: f it
BOYBOYBOY123: lets ride or die
THEBEESKNEES1: gl

He then played 3 hands, made another 20, and left.

2011-02-04T07:56:00.000-08:00

Totty2: any sign of an Ace and its wet your pants time
Totty2: panic panic, oooh, all-in coz you dont know how to play the hand
Totty2: its pathetic at $24
Totty2: u shud be playing $3
Totty2: lol a10
htfd745: something funny about that?
Totty2: steve ur the next mug asking to donk ur chips
SteveTheWebGuy: bring it!!!!!!!!
Totty2: just waiting for you
SteveTheWebGuy: i will make a misstep
Totty2: yes u will
Totty2: at least ur not as dumb as that other guy
SteveTheWebGuy: i always do, it's so frustrating

2011-01-31T15:51:00.001-08:00

Sticky_Nikky: Ave profit of 5$ per game
Sticky_Nikky: for u
Sticky_Nikky: shhiittyyy ROI though
Sticky_Nikky: your on super tilt
Sticky_Nikky: down about 10K in the last week or two
SteveTheWebGuy: lol, all mtts
Sticky_Nikky: i know u want to chop this but i wont
Sticky_Nikky: i will felt u
Sticky_Nikky: u donk
SteveTheWebGuy: lol
Sticky_Nikky: your a hair pie
SteveTheWebGuy: <3 you
SteveTheWebGuy: LOL nice one
Sticky_Nikky: what a great name
Sticky_Nikky: steve the web donk
Sticky_Nikky: your a douche bag
Sticky_Nikky: how is your gash????
SteveTheWebGuy: give me 1148.84 and I'll chop
SteveTheWebGuy: yes or no?
Sticky_Nikky: give me your gash
SteveTheWebGuy: hahahahahahahahahah, wait you're talking about MY roi?
SteveTheWebGuy: you're funny
SteveTheWebGuy: my offer is still on the table

2011-01-31T15:05:00.000-08:00

Full Tilt Poker Game #27785572691: $24 + $2 KO Sit & Go (215906134), Table 2 - 2500/5000 Ante 600 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:00:13 ET - 2011/01/31
Seat 1: 7s2syes (28,049)
Seat 4: holliedave (29,195)
Seat 6: SteveTheWebGuy (62,474)
Seat 8: bartonf (101,060)
Seat 9: givemechipsplz (49,222)
7s2syes antes 600
holliedave antes 600
SteveTheWebGuy antes 600
bartonf antes 600
givemechipsplz antes 600
bartonf posts the small blind of 2,500
givemechipsplz posts the big blind of 5,000
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SteveTheWebGuy [Qd 8c]
7s2syes folds
holliedave folds
SteveTheWebGuy raises to 61,874, and is all in
bartonf folds
givemechipsplz: o man aq#
givemechipsplz has 15 seconds left to act
givemechipsplz has requested TIME
givemechipsplz: you want call
givemechipsplz: show?
givemechipsplz folds
Uncalled bet of 56,874 returned to SteveTheWebGuy
SteveTheWebGuy mucks
SteveTheWebGuy wins the pot (15,500)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15,500 | Rake 0
Seat 1: 7s2syes folded before the Flop
Seat 4: holliedave folded before the Flop
Seat 6: SteveTheWebGuy (button) collected (15,500), mucked
Seat 8: bartonf (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: givemechipsplz (big blind) folded before the Flop

2011-01-31T09:59:00.000-08:00

friction009: is it just me or are the action flops on this site ridiculous?!
friction009: I would have hit trip 9s then
friction009: to hit the Jack on the river
friction009: with a flush draw overcard prsent
friction009: all just feels so improbable
big_ghoti8: i will tell you a secret though.....
big_ghoti8: it appears they have the ability to deal hands with more Aces or Kings or whatever
big_ghoti8: so when you have high volume traffic days....holidays weekends

2011-01-26T09:33:00.001-08:00

KRIKRI13: english way to call with nuts ????
KRIKRI13: u must be a GAY ....
KRIKRI13: only a sick person plays like u
KRIKRI13: sick GAY

lol wut?

2010-12-29T15:42:00.001-08:00

BachtaloAA: sik off those foking all in and thaey get it donky game with out a brain
BachtaloAA: yu are reali a pro foking lotto playet gess yu never saw a live tabel in ya life foking presser with out a brain
BachtaloAA: but its a donky site se that &&%% more and more
BachtaloAA: yu top off them gay
BachtaloAA: but yu lose it in end yu dont have a takitik just press for slotts machine luck

2010-12-12T22:26:00.000-08:00

Earlier the guy 4B called with 67 when I 5B AT

wokkaa: fukn request time for what
wokkaa: either call fold or raise
wokkaa: &&%
SteveTheWebGuy: i'm thinking about if i wanna 4 bet call with 67
wokkaa: hahah better then doing it with A10.. at least im more likely to be live
wokkaa: idiot

unnecessary censorship

2010-12-12T19:32:00.001-08:00

RackitAP: hurry up u dum.b mother f.ker

Oh Noes! He's figured me out!

2010-11-26T18:35:00.000-08:00

dachshund: geez
dachshund: time for what steve?
dachshund: you fold or go all in

2010-10-22T22:12:00.001-07:00

puppyontilt03: whats it like steve bein a turd
puppyontilt03: steve would have 100k profit on this site
N804SY: oh yea the site helps players like him
N804SY: they have to
N804SY: keeps rake high

This is a new one

2010-10-08T10:46:00.001-07:00

conorthecat: suck that steve u apes scrotem

lol

2010-07-27T13:24:00.000-07:00

HoyaSaxa1: you're a GOOD suck btich!!
HoyaSaxa1: webguy

New nickname

2010-04-26T12:57:00.001-07:00

Mr AK Abecassis: steve the luckbox
Mr AK Abecassis: sigh
The ZARN: i seem to recall that too
The ZARN: gl steve
The ZARN: even though you don't need it
The ZARN: :)
Mr AK Abecassis: he s a luckbox

pokerstars getting in on things

2010-03-17T19:42:00.001-07:00

Administrator: Please note that abusing your opponents in response to how they choose to play poker is quite likely to result in the loss of chat. Everyone plays differently, folks... there's just no reason to get nasty about it. Thanks for joining us... have a great time!

TY for the Compliment

2010-03-11T14:11:00.000-08:00

dan1864: webguy u make some of the strangest plays for a regular
WebGuySteve: i take that as a compliment

10/20 limit HU donk

2010-03-08T22:10:00.000-08:00

tomomi: how long u gonna play

tomomi: ?

fergwrx: dunno

fergwrx: a while

fergwrx: im not going to hit and run lol

tomomi: how long?

fergwrx: dude i have no idea maybe 2 hours 19 min and 30 seconds?

tomomi: how long? wtf is wrong with u

tomomi: ve to cancel an apointmetn

fergwrx: i dont have a preset time

fergwrx: will prolyl play u as long as u want unless u somehow get good

tomomi: do ui wait 5min?

Dealer: Regular time for player fergwrx has expired, TIME BANK has been activated

tomomi: have to make a call

Dealer: fergwrx, it's your turn. You have 7 seconds to act

Dealer: Regular time for player fergwrx has expired, TIME BANK has been activated

Dealer: Game #40887252738: tomomi wins pot ($39.50)

tomomi: do u fcker wait or not

tomomi: wtf

fergwrx: english?

tomomi: do u twat wait or not for 5min

fergwrx: does my twat want to wait for 5 min wtf are you talking about dude

tomomi: im back in 5min

uhhh anger manaement

2010-03-02T18:02:00.000-08:00

Schmidy7: of course

payasyougo: what the best hand won for once

Schmidy7: hope u get aids

payasyougo: your mum alredy has

Schmidy7: because of of ur family

payasyougo: youve got it you sleep with your filthy mother like the rest of your third world country

sexual preference?

2010-03-02T17:59:00.000-08:00

cvmoney15: k brah

Whiteski1221: I'm not your "brah" son

cvmoney15: if you say so

sawseech: david beckham is good at soccer imo

Whiteski1221: yes he is

Whiteski1221: but another grown man shouldn't have his pic as there avatar

sawseech: why not

sawseech: his life is win

sawseech: brilliant wife

sawseech: mass money

sawseech: art game

Whiteski1221: pretty gay if you ask me

cvmoney15: you have sexual identity problems

sawseech: whats gay about admiring a art life?

Whiteski1221: not at all, but I wouldn't put another man's pic up ever

sawseech: i have pusha T as my avatar

sawseech: am i gay?

Whiteski1221: I would say not

cvmoney15: judging from your av i would say youre not all that straight

Whiteski1221: at least it's me

Whiteski1221: and not another man, tha women love

cvmoney15: whats it matter who it is

sawseech: noone is pure straight or gay

sawseech: think of the implications for the species

sawseech: nomsain i can watch men figure skate and appreciate the art

sawseech: do u look away and feel icky?

Whiteski1221 [observer]: nice set up pokerstars

cvmoney15: put your tinfoil hat away brah

Pooping

2010-03-02T17:57:00.000-08:00

jusfoolin: ya know AAPocket aces....one would think if you're going to play multiple games you wouldn't waste so much time with these "wierd" bets....just bet or raise or whatever...NH

AAPocketaces: im pooping right now thats why im taking so long

2010-03-02T17:55:00.000-08:00

zweisieben: no coz u dont.

ShawnZJones: not in sngs

ShawnZJones: you know what... dont talk to me until you have MY profit, you little b1tch

ShawnZJones

1,845

$244

PokerStars

SNG Only

Satellites

2010-03-02T15:10:00.001-08:00

55dimo: JORGE AND CARISMA WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY QUALIFIER IF YOU ARE ALREADY IN TOURNEY

pappe_ruk

2010-02-26T22:25:00.000-08:00

Pappe_Ruk: wp
WebGuySteve: ty
Pappe_Ruk: lol
WebGuySteve: you wouldn't understand
WebGuySteve: you're just a pro
Pappe_Ruk: another hater!
Pappe_Ruk: nice

non turbo fun

2010-02-24T15:10:00.002-08:00

cardinal23: guys this is painful
cardinal23: can we please play?
cardinal23: steve, youre at too many tables
WebGuySteve: says you
cardinal23: it's rude to make everyone wait this long and make the blinds this ridiculous
WebGuySteve: i disagree
cardinal23: oh ok
cardinal23: rock solid point
WebGuySteve: maybe i like the blinds to go up
cardinal23: then go play a turbo
WebGuySteve: no ty, this is easier

Game Genie

2010-02-24T15:10:00.001-08:00

thamaks: see webguy had some good cheats too
WebGuySteve: i use game genie

6! 5 would have been ok though.

2010-02-24T15:08:00.000-08:00

spider51290: whatever
spider51290: unreal
spider51290: unreal
spider51290: this site just allowed 6 straight bad beats

Absolutely!

2010-02-24T15:07:00.001-08:00

deyminenow: u and me again
deyminenow: u gonna suck out on me again?
WebGuySteve: i hope so

Doctorate from Harvard

2010-02-24T11:16:00.002-08:00

I_Am_The_Idiot: less than 2% of poker players make a profit
vedder1980: incorrect but please carry on.
I_Am_The_Idiot: im not correct???
I_Am_The_Idiot: really...have you ever tried to do the math?
I_Am_The_Idiot: ok quick math lesson for you
I_Am_The_Idiot: only 10% off players get paid in a tournament...so how could it be more than 10%
I_Am_The_Idiot: 100 players 10 get paid
I_Am_The_Idiot: thats 10%
I_Am_The_Idiot: so if any given person plays in a tourney they have a 1 in 10 chance of making the money
I_Am_The_Idiot: and you have to calculate in hiouse take and several other factors <<< DUDE IS OBV A MATHLETE
vedder1980: thats a level
vedder1980: right?
I_Am_The_Idiot: I have done the math
vedder1980: one tourney means 0 in statistical probability and the % of players that make money frompoker you fool
I_Am_The_Idiot: if you have a 10% chance and play in 10 tourneys, you theoretically have a 100% chance of finshing in the money
I_Am_The_Idiot: so you pay 260 to play 10 times and cash once
I_Am_The_Idiot: ho wmany people will get paid over 260
in that 100 player tourney?
I_Am_The_Idiot: I am talkiong about people who actually can say they make a living playing poker...it is well less that 2% of players
vedder1980: lol
vedder1980: your awesomne
vedder1980: that wasnt what you said
I_Am_The_Idiot: if you want to call you $200 win a victory, have fun with that
I_Am_The_Idiot: do you consider spending $1000 to win $1002 a true profit or a waste
of your time
I_Am_The_Idiot: so you are going to needle my definition of profit, even though any realistic person would not consider a 2% gain in the poker world to be a true profit
vedder1980: you just pulled 2% as a number out your %&%
vedder1980: and i know people with a 2% roi
vedder1980: who make 200k a year
vedder1980: playing poker so yeah i dont think 2% is true profit.
I_Am_The_Idiot: i have a 156 IQ and a doctorate from Harvard in statistical mathematics..you need to rethinik your logic

Ramblings of a lunatic

2010-02-24T11:16:00.001-08:00

a2z1to3: omg how rigged can u get

a2z1to3: they ;just survived 14 all-ins until i bubbled

a2z1to3: fourteen

a2z1to3: i have like 2600 chips

a2z1to3: and i called it

a2z1to3: and still no one listens

a2z1to3: lost the other one to a dominated hand

cvmoney15: your tinfoil hats working today then

a2z1to3: omg how rigged can u get

a2z1to3: they ;just survived 14 all-ins until i bubbled

a2z1to3: fourteen

a2z1to3: i have like 2600 chips

a2z1to3: and i called it

Dealer: Tournament is starting, good luck

a2z1to3: and still no one listens

a2z1to3: lost the other one to a dominated hand

cvmoney15: your tinfoil hats working today then

a2z1to3: omg how rigged can u get

a2z1to3: they ;just survived 14 all-ins until i bubbled

a2z1to3: fourteen

a2z1to3: i have like 2600 chips

a2z1to3: and i called it

a2z1to3: and still no one listens

a2z1to3: lost the other one to a dominated hand

cvmoney15: your tinfoil hats working today then

a2z1to3: should mention i lost 11 straight now btw, most to dominated hands

a2z1to3: and again

a2z1to3: dominated hand

a2z1to3: im calling it out as i go, but no one seems to care.. ive lost 72% of the time to DOMINATED HANDS

a2z1to3: and again

a2z1to3: dominated hand

a2z1to3: wait for it

a2z1to3: there it is

a2z1to3: i mean is anyone watching?

a2z1to3: ive posted the hard math

a2z1to3: ive lost 35 hands in a row now that have had a showdown

a2z1to3: why isnt anyone caring?

a2z1to3: 35 hands in a row with showdowns

cvmoney15: cuz youre crazy

cvmoney15: there you go you won one

a2z1to3: 51 and 1

a2z1to3: 35 and 1

cvmoney15: nice

Bingo!

2010-02-23T15:16:00.001-08:00

PP Devlin: Pretty soon and the BINGO begins ! ! !
PP Devlin: yep
PP Devlin: BINGo time
snipe177: lol
WebGuySteve: thats offensive to me
WebGuySteve: I prefer yahtzee
PP Devlin: lol
PP Devlin: ok
WebGuySteve: ty
WebGuySteve: some people can be so ignorant

heh

2010-02-22T22:47:00.000-08:00

babycats: what was that web guy?
babycats: you are bad!!
WebGuySteve: ty
babycats: are you gay?
WebGuySteve: you are too
WebGuySteve: why would you call AK?
babycats: are you a ***?
babycats: are you gay?
WebGuySteve: yeah, why does that matter?

:(

2010-02-22T20:07:00.000-08:00

killingbird: Chester...you are not good at this game sir
killingbird: i hope your dog gets hit by a car

I don't understand any basic concepts

2010-02-21T14:59:00.000-08:00

navsboss: ur a ****in idiot steve, do u know what ur doing??
navsboss: k 6 he went all in on another table
navsboss: he doenst understand the basic concept of finishing top 3
navsboss: yet he's playing 87 dollar games, i hope ur rich
WebGuySteve: no worries, i'm very rich

sleeeeeeping

2010-02-19T14:10:00.000-08:00

Schultix: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Schultix: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Schultix: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Schultix: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Schultix: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
WebGuySteve: wake up
WebGuySteve: we're playing poker

lol

2010-02-19T14:08:00.000-08:00

Inked: so we meet again web guy
WebGuySteve: here we are
Inked: yup u reaady on a three win streak
WebGuySteve: i hope YOURE ready
Inked: the name is anna steve
WebGuySteve: I'm gonna bring the pain
Inked: oh i am
IjustfoldAAA: your streak is coming to a halt
Inked: justfold shut up
Inked: you will be out in momments
Inked: atleast i know steve is a good game
IjustfoldAAA: bring it on sam
Inked: name is anna
IjustfoldAAA: with a banana
Inked: lmfao
Inked: cute i should be worried about dana femals are better players
Inked: *females
IjustfoldAAA: oh hanna banana dana banana
Inked: we are both slow playing i can tell
IjustfoldAAA: whats the diff
IjustfoldAAA: she can afford to loose
IjustfoldAAA: she ahs a rich husband
Inked: females are calulating and sinster smirk
IjustfoldAAA: his name is jeff
Inked: whoops steve you in last place dont tilt
Inked: okay enough chatter need to count
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 25/50
WebGuySteve: ya you need to concentrate
IjustfoldAAA: 123456789
Inked: steve i cant beat u blind folded hush
WebGuySteve: not many could
Inked: 5 people 52 cards odds and ratio no brainer

What, exactly, is an allin hand?

2010-02-19T14:07:00.000-08:00

Ino_urbetter: not an all in hand
Ino_urbetter: learn to play please

Come back sir!

2010-02-19T14:06:00.000-08:00

KizrSloPlay8: riudiufsad
KizrSloPlay8: are you kidding me
Dealer: We are now Heads Up
WebGuySteve: ya
WebGuySteve: it was just a joke
WebGuySteve: come back

Keep bluffing

2010-02-17T14:59:00.002-08:00

jen&av: your a nob
jen&av: keep bluffing

Scared!

2010-02-17T14:59:00.001-08:00

AstoriaW: i see ur scared to play poker
WebGuySteve: yikes!
AstoriaW: i wasnt talking to u but ur a lil *** too
AstoriaW: * * *
AstoriaW: lil f a G

Spelling lesson

2010-02-17T14:58:00.000-08:00

demoniostar: i-d-i-o-t
demoniostar: monkey
demoniostar: re raise
demoniostar: s-t-u-p-i-d-
demoniostar: fold
WebGuySteve: i dunno, i won the hand, seemed good to me
hold 22 hold: folded A7
demoniostar: big r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d

At least he knows he's bad

2010-02-17T14:56:00.000-08:00

pokerbarton4: How can I be3 this bad all the time?
pokerbarton4: This will be my 87th straight non-cash six-handed
pokerbarton4: It's almost impossible to do without trying.
pokerbarton4: Of course
pokerbarton4: You have to admit I'm the worst ever
pokerbarton4: Only one cash 6-handed in my last 121 sitandgos
pokerbarton4 [observer]: I hope your parents die of cancer.
pokerbarton4 [observer]: Horrible, painful deaths.
pokerbarton4 [observer]: I would cum on your dead mother's face if I saw her.
huebiheftig: i bet u would
pokerbarton4 [observer]: I would, and love every second of watching her dead body.
pokerbarton4 [observer]: And then I would knock her teeth out.
pokerbarton4 [observer]: Good luck everyone.

Slow Play

2010-02-15T22:13:00.001-08:00

StrongBad88: nice try to slow play ahole
StrongBad88: lmfao
StrongBad88: slow players suck ****
StrongBad88: that means you ****er
WebGuySteve: rawr!
StrongBad88: die my biotch
WebGuySteve: what did i do again?
StrongBad88: oh nothing....,lmfao
StrongBad88: you're a tool
StrongBad88: ask me again douchebag
WebGuySteve: what did i do?
StrongBad88: seriously?
WebGuySteve: srsly

Turbos Suck

2010-02-15T22:12:00.001-08:00

eat@theY: i don't like the turbos... too many guys playing 30 tables and always either go all in or fold....it's crap
badbeat5875: i like em cuz when u get down to the last 4 or 5 you cant sit around and wait for the primo hands
badbeat5875: you gotta make or move or your out
badbeat5875: unfortunatley my kk and AA have gotten cracked to many times on all ins
badbeat5875: but i guess thats how pstars rolls
eat@theY: if i'm in the mood to play no skill all in preflop poker....i just play the double or nothings

lol

2010-02-14T11:52:00.000-08:00

navsboss said, "i just played with the worst guy in my last one"

DocYarosh said, "what guy?"

cvmoney15 said, "me"

navsboss said, "webguysteve"

Mr. Statistical Analysis

2010-02-14T10:09:00.000-08:00

a2z1to3 said, "ive had about enough"

a2z1to3 said, "of this rigged crap"

a2z1to3 said, "ive ran some heavy stats analysis and it is wayyyy to skewed to be random distrib"

mkaminski111 said, "agreed"

mkaminski111 said, "ive ran 50 to 3000"

mkaminski111 said, "and then 3000 to 50"

mkaminski111 said, "in like 7hrs"

cvmoney15 said, "thats super standard"

a2z1to3 said, "yeah that is... but the hand results ive looked at arent"

a2z1to3 said, "ive posted on 2+2 a while back about my hand distributions.... all 3 top hands were underdealt to me by 3 standard deviations"

a2z1to3 said, "also posted some HH in which i lost 95 out of 100 or so, most to suckouts... etc"

mkaminski111 said, "link to thread?"

a2z1to3 said, "im currently writing a HH parser to get to the situations after flop for suckouts"

a2z1to3 said, "not sure of link... search either for me as poster or by title of somethign like "rigging with huge sample""

a2z1to3 said, "on 2p2"

mkaminski111 said, "cant find it oh well"

a2z1to3 said, "oh sorry... it was on p5s"

a2z1to3 said, "not 2p2"

a2z1to3 said, "the post was on pocket5s"

mkaminski111 said, ";/"

a2z1to3 said, "i havent posted the really hard stuff about suckouts... so far it was just hand distribution and examples"

This is how far some people will go to describe the reasons they cannot win...This guy was also talking about how he only needed 20K more hands until he could publish his book and out Stars for their cheating ways

a2z1to3: luckbox idiot morons

cvmoney15: lol go play a video game or something

a2z1to3: now watch this idiot

a2z1to3: do it again

a2z1to3: and again

a2z1to3: 3 outs

a2z1to3: the moron calls witih and hits again

a2z1to3: calls with A9o. not shoves... calls

a2z1to3 [observer]: lol @ you getting in bad vs me EVERy time and sitll not understanding

a2z1to3 [observer]: here's your record: call dead to 3 outs, call dead to 3 outs, call dead to 2 outs, call dead to 3 outs

a2z1to3 [observer]: you hit every time

a2z1to3 [observer]: to donk out

a2z1to3 [observer]: last one you CALLED my UTG shove first hand with QJo

a2z1to3 [observer]: lol

a2z1to3 [observer]: guess who got in bad again?

a2z1to3 [observer]: jesus, its funny but sad

needless to say he didn't like me

Fetishes?

2010-02-13T15:27:00.001-08:00

Jaycop96: cv gotta play some time

Jaycop96: there you go

bjishark: careful what u ask 4

Jaycop96: haha

Jaycop96: gettin crap hands now

Jaycop96: guess i used them all up

bjishark: ive played with him many time, other than his fetish for jq...he plays extermely tight

The Truck

2010-02-13T15:26:00.001-08:00

mrtnkg [observer]: ****in ****

shiffti: wow

mrtnkg [observer]: ofcourse poker sorete

mrtnkg [observer]: i hope the one who made the RNGs of this site is kiiled by a big old truck, once and again, forward and backwards

Apparently winning 10 flips in 160 will do this to you

2010-02-13T15:23:00.000-08:00

DWAAYNE: stars have been screwing me for last 7 months

TOINETTI: their is no chance in poker

DWAAYNE: after 2morrow they can shove their fixed **** up their ****ing asses

DWAAYNE: I had an email explaining how fair everything is this that and the ****ing other

Red Elbow: Without any swear I can still read you .......lol

DWAAYNE: but they can nit explain how I can lose to runner runner 2 hand runnings and be 10-150 in 50/50s

DWAAYNE: how I can lose every 3-1 when Im all in

DWAAYNE: etc etc etc

Red Elbow: yup

DWAAYNE: I know theres luck involved but not like Iv had

DWAAYNE: how can I go from top 2% player to bottom 40% in 6 months lol

Red Elbow: I think I am worst than you,my mother inlaw stays with us

DWAAYNE: ouch thats a bad beat

David Beckham?

2010-02-13T15:19:00.000-08:00

Galen wIN: cvmoney15...is that you or David Beckham??

baglieto [observer]: how can you call with 44

cvmoney15: i gett that ? all the time who the **** is david beckham

Galen wIN: he is a swimmer

baglieto [observer]: he is a donk

also same guy said this later in the sng:

baglieto [observer]: lets do it

Galen wIN: Im not into that cyber **** mate, Im straight

baglieto [observer]: chicken

Galen wIN: next time play a little better

Galen wIN: oh your gone....sorry

baglieto [observer]: your next

baglieto [observer]: with your calls

Galen wIN: all I heard was....blah blah blah, im a dirty tramp

Not a chat..

2010-02-13T09:55:00.000-08:00

PokerStars Game #39691825519: Tournament #242699323, $110+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2010/02/13 12:54:09 ET
Table '242699323 1' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: griffith133 (1720 in chips)
Seat 2: WebGuySteve (1375 in chips)
Seat 4: Nesroth21 (1455 in chips)
Seat 5: Samson516 (4450 in chips)
griffith133: posts small blind 50
WebGuySteve: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WebGuySteve [5s 7c]
Nesroth21: folds
Samson516: calls 100
griffith133: folds
WebGuySteve: checks
*** FLOP *** [5c 2c 5h]
WebGuySteve: bets 150
Samson516: calls 150
*** TURN *** [5c 2c 5h] [Tc]
WebGuySteve: checks
Samson516: bets 100
WebGuySteve: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [5c 2c 5h Tc] [3c]
WebGuySteve: checks
Samson516: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WebGuySteve: shows [5s 7c] (a flush, Ten high)
Samson516: shows [2h 2s] (a full house, Deuces full of Fives)
Samson516 collected 750 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 750 | Rake 0
Board [5c 2c 5h Tc 3c]
Seat 1: griffith133 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: WebGuySteve (big blind) showed [5s 7c] and lost with a flush, Ten high
Seat 4: Nesroth21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Samson516 (button) showed [2h 2s] and won (750) with a full house, Deuces full of Fives

Min raises

2010-02-12T15:06:00.000-08:00

I min raised after he limped SB. I had AA, he had 22 and flopped a 2 doubling through me. This is the chat that ensued.

[2:54:41 PM] webguysteve: Ino_urbetter: bet you dont min raise with aces anymore
[2:54:47 PM] webguysteve: WebGuySteve: bet i do it every time
Ino_urbetter: maybe,,,,you are kinda stupid
[2:56:37 PM] webguysteve: Ino_urbetter: hmmm
Ino_urbetter: min raises not working for ya
WebGuySteve: work very well
[2:56:43 PM] webguysteve: Ino_urbetter: for folding like a girl
WebGuySteve: exactly
[2:57:02 PM] webguysteve: Ino_urbetter: min raise to all ins...brilliant player

douchebag

2010-02-10T23:06:00.000-08:00

lutz49: u r a douchebag

lutz49: all u do is go all in or fold

Cheat Program

2010-02-10T22:58:00.000-08:00

Poe99: nice call bees knees what cheat program you using to see the cards????????

Poe99: go fkn yourself beesknees

Poe99: reported for your cheat program

Poe99: hate cheaters like you

Poe99: your account is gone baby

Poe99: damn cheating fool