lol wut?

BachtaloAA: sik off those foking all in and thaey get it donky game with out a brain
BachtaloAA: yu are reali a pro foking lotto playet gess yu never saw a live tabel in ya life foking presser with out a brain
BachtaloAA: but its a donky site se that &&%% more and more
BachtaloAA: yu top off them gay
BachtaloAA: but yu lose it in end yu dont have a takitik just press for slotts machine luck

Earlier the guy 4B called with 67 when I 5B AT

wokkaa: fukn request time for what
wokkaa: either call fold or raise
wokkaa: &&%
SteveTheWebGuy: i'm thinking about if i wanna 4 bet call with 67
wokkaa: hahah better then doing it with A10.. at least im more likely to be live
wokkaa: idiot

unnecessary censorship

RackitAP: hurry up u dum.b mother f.ker

Oh Noes! He's figured me out!

dachshund: geez
dachshund: time for what steve?
dachshund: you fold or go all in

puppyontilt03: whats it like steve bein a turd
puppyontilt03: steve would have 100k profit on this site
N804SY: oh yea the site helps players like him
N804SY: they have to
N804SY: keeps rake high

This is a new one

conorthecat: suck that steve u apes scrotem

lol

HoyaSaxa1: you're a GOOD suck btich!!
HoyaSaxa1: webguy

New nickname

Mr AK Abecassis: steve the luckbox
Mr AK Abecassis: sigh
The ZARN: i seem to recall that too
The ZARN: gl steve
The ZARN: even though you don't need it
The ZARN: :)
Mr AK Abecassis: he s a luckbox

pokerstars getting in on things

Administrator: Please note that abusing your opponents in response to how they choose to play poker is quite likely to result in the loss of chat. Everyone plays differently, folks... there's just no reason to get nasty about it. Thanks for joining us... have a great time!

TY for the Compliment

dan1864: webguy u make some of the strangest plays for a regular
WebGuySteve: i take that as a compliment

10/20 limit HU donk

tomomi: how long u gonna play

tomomi: ?

fergwrx: dunno

fergwrx: a while

fergwrx: im not going to hit and run lol

tomomi: how long?

fergwrx: dude i have no idea maybe 2 hours 19 min and 30 seconds?

tomomi: how long? wtf is wrong with u

tomomi: ve to cancel an apointmetn

fergwrx: i dont have a preset time

fergwrx: will prolyl play u as long as u want unless u somehow get good

tomomi: do ui wait 5min?

Dealer: Regular time for player fergwrx has expired, TIME BANK has been activated

tomomi: have to make a call

Dealer: fergwrx, it's your turn. You have 7 seconds to act

Dealer: Regular time for player fergwrx has expired, TIME BANK has been activated

Dealer: Game #40887252738: tomomi wins pot ($39.50)

tomomi: do u fcker wait or not

tomomi: wtf

fergwrx: english?

tomomi: do u twat wait or not for 5min

fergwrx: does my twat want to wait for 5 min wtf are you talking about dude

tomomi: im back in 5min

uhhh anger manaement

Schmidy7: of course

payasyougo: what the best hand won for once

Schmidy7: hope u get aids

payasyougo: your mum alredy has

Schmidy7: because of of ur family

payasyougo: youve got it you sleep with your filthy mother like the rest of your third world country

sexual preference?

cvmoney15: k brah

Whiteski1221: I'm not your "brah" son

cvmoney15: if you say so

sawseech: david beckham is good at soccer imo

Whiteski1221: yes he is

Whiteski1221: but another grown man shouldn't have his pic as there avatar

sawseech: why not

sawseech: his life is win

sawseech: brilliant wife

sawseech: mass money

sawseech: art game

Whiteski1221: pretty gay if you ask me

cvmoney15: you have sexual identity problems

sawseech: whats gay about admiring a art life?

Whiteski1221: not at all, but I wouldn't put another man's pic up ever

sawseech: i have pusha T as my avatar

sawseech: am i gay?

Whiteski1221: I would say not

cvmoney15: judging from your av i would say youre not all that straight

Whiteski1221: at least it's me

Whiteski1221: and not another man, tha women love

cvmoney15: whats it matter who it is

sawseech: noone is pure straight or gay

sawseech: think of the implications for the species

sawseech: nomsain i can watch men figure skate and appreciate the art

sawseech: do u look away and feel icky?

Whiteski1221 [observer]: nice set up pokerstars

cvmoney15: put your tinfoil hat away brah

Pooping

jusfoolin: ya know AAPocket aces....one would think if you're going to play multiple games you wouldn't waste so much time with these "wierd" bets....just bet or raise or whatever...NH

AAPocketaces: im pooping right now thats why im taking so long

zweisieben: no coz u dont.

ShawnZJones: not in sngs

ShawnZJones: you know what... dont talk to me until you have MY profit, you little b1tch

ShawnZJones

1,845

$0

$9

5%

$244

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63

PokerStars

SNG Only

Satellites

55dimo: JORGE AND CARISMA WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY QUALIFIER IF YOU ARE ALREADY IN TOURNEY

pappe_ruk

Pappe_Ruk: wp
WebGuySteve: ty
Pappe_Ruk: lol
WebGuySteve: you wouldn't understand
WebGuySteve: you're just a pro
Pappe_Ruk: another hater!
Pappe_Ruk: nice

non turbo fun

cardinal23: guys this is painful
cardinal23: can we please play?
cardinal23: steve, youre at too many tables
WebGuySteve: says you
cardinal23: it's rude to make everyone wait this long and make the blinds this ridiculous
WebGuySteve: i disagree
cardinal23: oh ok
cardinal23: rock solid point
WebGuySteve: maybe i like the blinds to go up
cardinal23: then go play a turbo
WebGuySteve: no ty, this is easier

Game Genie

thamaks: see webguy had some good cheats too
WebGuySteve: i use game genie

6! 5 would have been ok though.

spider51290: whatever
spider51290: unreal
spider51290: unreal
spider51290: this site just allowed 6 straight bad beats

Absolutely!

deyminenow: u and me again
deyminenow: u gonna suck out on me again?
WebGuySteve: i hope so

Doctorate from Harvard

I_Am_The_Idiot: less than 2% of poker players make a profit
vedder1980: incorrect but please carry on.
I_Am_The_Idiot: im not correct???
I_Am_The_Idiot: really...have you ever tried to do the math?
I_Am_The_Idiot: ok quick math lesson for you
I_Am_The_Idiot: only 10% off players get paid in a tournament...so how could it be more than 10%
I_Am_The_Idiot: 100 players 10 get paid
I_Am_The_Idiot: thats 10%
I_Am_The_Idiot: so if any given person plays in a tourney they have a 1 in 10 chance of making the money
I_Am_The_Idiot: and you have to calculate in hiouse take and several other factors <<< DUDE IS OBV A MATHLETE
vedder1980: thats a level
vedder1980: right?
I_Am_The_Idiot: I have done the math
vedder1980: one tourney means 0 in statistical probability and the % of players that make money frompoker you fool
I_Am_The_Idiot: if you have a 10% chance and play in 10 tourneys, you theoretically have a 100% chance of finshing in the money
I_Am_The_Idiot: so you pay 260 to play 10 times and cash once
I_Am_The_Idiot: ho wmany people will get paid over 260
in that 100 player tourney?
I_Am_The_Idiot: I am talkiong about people who actually can say they make a living playing poker...it is well less that 2% of players
vedder1980: lol
vedder1980: your awesomne
vedder1980: that wasnt what you said
I_Am_The_Idiot: if you want to call you $200 win a victory, have fun with that
I_Am_The_Idiot: do you consider spending $1000 to win $1002 a true profit or a waste
of your time
I_Am_The_Idiot: so you are going to needle my definition of profit, even though any realistic person would not consider a 2% gain in the poker world to be a true profit
vedder1980: you just pulled 2% as a number out your %&%
vedder1980: and i know people with a 2% roi
vedder1980: who make 200k a year
vedder1980: playing poker so yeah i dont think 2% is true profit.
I_Am_The_Idiot: i have a 156 IQ and a doctorate from Harvard in statistical mathematics..you need to rethinik your logic

Ramblings of a lunatic

a2z1to3: omg how rigged can u get

a2z1to3: they ;just survived 14 all-ins until i bubbled

a2z1to3: fourteen

a2z1to3: i have like 2600 chips

a2z1to3: and i called it

a2z1to3: and still no one listens

a2z1to3: lost the other one to a dominated hand

cvmoney15: your tinfoil hats working today then

a2z1to3: omg how rigged can u get

a2z1to3: they ;just survived 14 all-ins until i bubbled

a2z1to3: fourteen

a2z1to3: i have like 2600 chips

a2z1to3: and i called it

Dealer: Tournament is starting, good luck

a2z1to3: and still no one listens

a2z1to3: lost the other one to a dominated hand

cvmoney15: your tinfoil hats working today then

a2z1to3: omg how rigged can u get

a2z1to3: they ;just survived 14 all-ins until i bubbled

a2z1to3: fourteen

a2z1to3: i have like 2600 chips

a2z1to3: and i called it

a2z1to3: and still no one listens

a2z1to3: lost the other one to a dominated hand

cvmoney15: your tinfoil hats working today then

a2z1to3: should mention i lost 11 straight now btw, most to dominated hands

a2z1to3: and again

a2z1to3: dominated hand

a2z1to3: im calling it out as i go, but no one seems to care.. ive lost 72% of the time to DOMINATED HANDS

a2z1to3: and again

a2z1to3: dominated hand

a2z1to3: wait for it

a2z1to3: there it is

a2z1to3: i mean is anyone watching?

a2z1to3: ive posted the hard math

a2z1to3: ive lost 35 hands in a row now that have had a showdown

a2z1to3: why isnt anyone caring?

a2z1to3: 35 hands in a row with showdowns

cvmoney15: cuz youre crazy

cvmoney15: there you go you won one

a2z1to3: 51 and 1

a2z1to3: 35 and 1

cvmoney15: nice

Bingo!

PP Devlin: Pretty soon and the BINGO begins ! ! !
PP Devlin: yep
PP Devlin: BINGo time
snipe177: lol
WebGuySteve: thats offensive to me
WebGuySteve: I prefer yahtzee
PP Devlin: lol
PP Devlin: ok
WebGuySteve: ty
WebGuySteve: some people can be so ignorant

heh

babycats: what was that web guy?
babycats: you are bad!!
WebGuySteve: ty
babycats: are you gay?
WebGuySteve: you are too
WebGuySteve: why would you call AK?
babycats: are you a ***?
babycats: are you gay?
WebGuySteve: yeah, why does that matter?

:(

killingbird: Chester...you are not good at this game sir
killingbird: i hope your dog gets hit by a car

I don't understand any basic concepts

navsboss: ur a ****in idiot steve, do u know what ur doing??
navsboss: k 6 he went all in on another table
navsboss: he doenst understand the basic concept of finishing top 3
navsboss: yet he's playing 87 dollar games, i hope ur rich
WebGuySteve: no worries, i'm very rich

sleeeeeeping

Schultix: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Schultix: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Schultix: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Schultix: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Schultix: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
WebGuySteve: wake up
WebGuySteve: we're playing poker

lol

Inked: so we meet again web guy
WebGuySteve: here we are
Inked: yup u reaady on a three win streak
WebGuySteve: i hope YOURE ready
Inked: the name is anna steve
WebGuySteve: I'm gonna bring the pain
Inked: oh i am
IjustfoldAAA: your streak is coming to a halt
Inked: justfold shut up
Inked: you will be out in momments
Inked: atleast i know steve is a good game
IjustfoldAAA: bring it on sam
Inked: name is anna
IjustfoldAAA: with a banana
Inked: lmfao
Inked: cute i should be worried about dana femals are better players
Inked: *females
IjustfoldAAA: oh hanna banana dana banana
Inked: we are both slow playing i can tell
IjustfoldAAA: whats the diff
IjustfoldAAA: she can afford to loose
IjustfoldAAA: she ahs a rich husband
Inked: females are calulating and sinster smirk
IjustfoldAAA: his name is jeff
Inked: whoops steve you in last place dont tilt
Inked: okay enough chatter need to count
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 25/50
WebGuySteve: ya you need to concentrate
IjustfoldAAA: 123456789
Inked: steve i cant beat u blind folded hush
WebGuySteve: not many could
Inked: 5 people 52 cards odds and ratio no brainer

What, exactly, is an allin hand?

Ino_urbetter: not an all in hand
Ino_urbetter: learn to play please

Come back sir!

KizrSloPlay8: riudiufsad
KizrSloPlay8: are you kidding me
Dealer: We are now Heads Up
WebGuySteve: ya
WebGuySteve: it was just a joke
WebGuySteve: come back

Keep bluffing

jen&av: your a nob
jen&av: keep bluffing

Scared!

AstoriaW: i see ur scared to play poker
WebGuySteve: yikes!
AstoriaW: i wasnt talking to u but ur a lil *** too
AstoriaW: * * *
AstoriaW: lil f a G

Spelling lesson

demoniostar: i-d-i-o-t
demoniostar: monkey
demoniostar: re raise
demoniostar: s-t-u-p-i-d-
demoniostar: fold
WebGuySteve: i dunno, i won the hand, seemed good to me
hold 22 hold: folded A7
demoniostar: big r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d

At least he knows he's bad

pokerbarton4: How can I be3 this bad all the time?
pokerbarton4: This will be my 87th straight non-cash six-handed
pokerbarton4: It's almost impossible to do without trying.
pokerbarton4: Of course
pokerbarton4: You have to admit I'm the worst ever
pokerbarton4: Only one cash 6-handed in my last 121 sitandgos
pokerbarton4 [observer]: I hope your parents die of cancer.
pokerbarton4 [observer]: Horrible, painful deaths.
pokerbarton4 [observer]: I would cum on your dead mother's face if I saw her.
huebiheftig: i bet u would
pokerbarton4 [observer]: I would, and love every second of watching her dead body.
pokerbarton4 [observer]: And then I would knock her teeth out.
pokerbarton4 [observer]: Good luck everyone.

Slow Play

StrongBad88: nice try to slow play ahole
StrongBad88: lmfao
StrongBad88: slow players suck ****
StrongBad88: that means you ****er
WebGuySteve: rawr!
StrongBad88: die my biotch
WebGuySteve: what did i do again?
StrongBad88: oh nothing....,lmfao
StrongBad88: you're a tool
StrongBad88: ask me again douchebag
WebGuySteve: what did i do?
StrongBad88: seriously?
WebGuySteve: srsly

Turbos Suck

eat@theY: i don't like the turbos... too many guys playing 30 tables and always either go all in or fold....it's crap
badbeat5875: i like em cuz when u get down to the last 4 or 5 you cant sit around and wait for the primo hands
badbeat5875: you gotta make or move or your out
badbeat5875: unfortunatley my kk and AA have gotten cracked to many times on all ins
badbeat5875: but i guess thats how pstars rolls
eat@theY: if i'm in the mood to play no skill all in preflop poker....i just play the double or nothings

lol

navsboss said, "i just played with the worst guy in my last one"

DocYarosh said, "what guy?"

cvmoney15 said, "me"

navsboss said, "webguysteve"

Mr. Statistical Analysis

a2z1to3 said, "ive had about enough"

a2z1to3 said, "of this rigged crap"

a2z1to3 said, "ive ran some heavy stats analysis and it is wayyyy to skewed to be random distrib"

mkaminski111 said, "agreed"

mkaminski111 said, "ive ran 50 to 3000"

mkaminski111 said, "and then 3000 to 50"

mkaminski111 said, "in like 7hrs"

cvmoney15 said, "thats super standard"

a2z1to3 said, "yeah that is... but the hand results ive looked at arent"

a2z1to3 said, "ive posted on 2+2 a while back about my hand distributions.... all 3 top hands were underdealt to me by 3 standard deviations"

a2z1to3 said, "also posted some HH in which i lost 95 out of 100 or so, most to suckouts... etc"

mkaminski111 said, "link to thread?"

a2z1to3 said, "im currently writing a HH parser to get to the situations after flop for suckouts"

a2z1to3 said, "not sure of link... search either for me as poster or by title of somethign like "rigging with huge sample""

a2z1to3 said, "on 2p2"

mkaminski111 said, "cant find it oh well"

a2z1to3 said, "oh sorry... it was on p5s"

a2z1to3 said, "not 2p2"

a2z1to3 said, "the post was on pocket5s"

mkaminski111 said, ";/"

a2z1to3 said, "i havent posted the really hard stuff about suckouts... so far it was just hand distribution and examples"

This is how far some people will go to describe the reasons they cannot win...This guy was also talking about how he only needed 20K more hands until he could publish his book and out Stars for their cheating ways

a2z1to3: luckbox idiot morons

cvmoney15: lol go play a video game or something

a2z1to3: now watch this idiot

a2z1to3: do it again

a2z1to3: and again

a2z1to3: and again

a2z1to3: 3 outs

a2z1to3: the moron calls witih and hits again

a2z1to3: calls with A9o. not shoves... calls

a2z1to3 [observer]: lol @ you getting in bad vs me EVERy time and sitll not understanding

a2z1to3 [observer]: here's your record: call dead to 3 outs, call dead to 3 outs, call dead to 2 outs, call dead to 3 outs

a2z1to3 [observer]: you hit every time

a2z1to3 [observer]: to donk out

a2z1to3 [observer]: last one you CALLED my UTG shove first hand with QJo

a2z1to3 [observer]: lol

a2z1to3 [observer]: guess who got in bad again?

a2z1to3 [observer]: jesus, its funny but sad

needless to say he didn't like me

Fetishes?

Jaycop96: cv gotta play some time

Jaycop96: there you go

bjishark: careful what u ask 4

Jaycop96: haha

Jaycop96: gettin crap hands now

Jaycop96: guess i used them all up

bjishark: ive played with him many time, other than his fetish for jq...he plays extermely tight

The Truck

mrtnkg [observer]: ****in ****

shiffti: wow

mrtnkg [observer]: ofcourse poker sorete

mrtnkg [observer]: i hope the one who made the RNGs of this site is kiiled by a big old truck, once and again, forward and backwards

Apparently winning 10 flips in 160 will do this to you

DWAAYNE: stars have been screwing me for last 7 months

TOINETTI: their is no chance in poker

DWAAYNE: after 2morrow they can shove their fixed **** up their ****ing asses

DWAAYNE: I had an email explaining how fair everything is this that and the ****ing other

Red Elbow: Without any swear I can still read you .......lol

DWAAYNE: but they can nit explain how I can lose to runner runner 2 hand runnings and be 10-150 in 50/50s

DWAAYNE: how I can lose every 3-1 when Im all in

DWAAYNE: etc etc etc

Red Elbow: yup

DWAAYNE: I know theres luck involved but not like Iv had

DWAAYNE: how can I go from top 2% player to bottom 40% in 6 months lol

Red Elbow: I think I am worst than you,my mother inlaw stays with us

DWAAYNE: ouch thats a bad beat

David Beckham?

Galen wIN: cvmoney15...is that you or David Beckham??

baglieto [observer]: how can you call with 44

cvmoney15: i gett that ? all the time who the **** is david beckham

Galen wIN: he is a swimmer

baglieto [observer]: he is a donk

also same guy said this later in the sng:

baglieto [observer]: lets do it

Galen wIN: Im not into that cyber **** mate, Im straight

baglieto [observer]: chicken

Galen wIN: next time play a little better

Galen wIN: oh your gone....sorry

baglieto [observer]: your next

baglieto [observer]: with your calls

Galen wIN: all I heard was....blah blah blah, im a dirty tramp

Not a chat..

PokerStars Game #39691825519: Tournament #242699323, $110+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2010/02/13 12:54:09 ET
Table '242699323 1' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: griffith133 (1720 in chips)
Seat 2: WebGuySteve (1375 in chips)
Seat 4: Nesroth21 (1455 in chips)
Seat 5: Samson516 (4450 in chips)
griffith133: posts small blind 50
WebGuySteve: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WebGuySteve [5s 7c]
Nesroth21: folds
Samson516: calls 100
griffith133: folds
WebGuySteve: checks
*** FLOP *** [5c 2c 5h]
WebGuySteve: bets 150
Samson516: calls 150
*** TURN *** [5c 2c 5h] [Tc]
WebGuySteve: checks
Samson516: bets 100
WebGuySteve: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [5c 2c 5h Tc] [3c]
WebGuySteve: checks
Samson516: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WebGuySteve: shows [5s 7c] (a flush, Ten high)
Samson516: shows [2h 2s] (a full house, Deuces full of Fives)
Samson516 collected 750 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 750 | Rake 0
Board [5c 2c 5h Tc 3c]
Seat 1: griffith133 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: WebGuySteve (big blind) showed [5s 7c] and lost with a flush, Ten high
Seat 4: Nesroth21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Samson516 (button) showed [2h 2s] and won (750) with a full house, Deuces full of Fives

Min raises

I min raised after he limped SB. I had AA, he had 22 and flopped a 2 doubling through me. This is the chat that ensued.

[2:54:41 PM] webguysteve: Ino_urbetter: bet you dont min raise with aces anymore
[2:54:47 PM] webguysteve: WebGuySteve: bet i do it every time
Ino_urbetter: maybe,,,,you are kinda stupid
[2:56:37 PM] webguysteve: Ino_urbetter: hmmm
Ino_urbetter: min raises not working for ya
WebGuySteve: work very well
[2:56:43 PM] webguysteve: Ino_urbetter: for folding like a girl
WebGuySteve: exactly
[2:57:02 PM] webguysteve: Ino_urbetter: min raise to all ins...brilliant player

douchebag

lutz49: u r a douchebag

lutz49: all u do is go all in or fold

Cheat Program

Poe99: nice call bees knees what cheat program you using to see the cards????????

Poe99: go fkn yourself beesknees

Poe99: reported for your cheat program

Poe99: hate cheaters like you

Poe99: your account is gone baby

Poe99: damn cheating fool